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Phone: 1-800-482-9473                                                  April 1, 2016

Industry Leader in Automotive Wiring Harnesses Announces Newest Complete Kit –

Highway 95

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BELLMAWR, NEW JERSEY, APRIL 1, 2016 – American Autowir is the premier automotive electrical manufacturer for street rod, muscle and classic cars.

The Highway 95 is the genesis of years of technical improvements and enhanced features, and is the first in the world of modular systems. Startling advancements in Bluetooth and wireless technology have allowed our engineers to create the world’s first wireless wiring harness!

That’s right! A wiring kit with no wires. Simply open the box, mount the panel and “install” the harness with voice commands via your smartphone. Installation is so simple you’ll feel like you’re having a conversation with an old pal.

The kit includes:

  • Seven built-in 40 amp relays. Only six are functional, as the seventh has been added exclusively as a trigger for relay number six. We have so many relays we don’t even know what to do!
  • No terminals! You don’t need them!
  • No connectors! They’d be empty anyway!
  • No pesky instructions….we’re saving paper!
  • Exclusive voice-controlled installation and operation. Talk, and the Highway 95 will listen!
  • Built-in wifi automatically orders a 20 oz cup of coffee when in close proximity a Starbucks location!
  • Download individual fuse ratings via cloud-based storage. No need to swap fuses ever again!
  • Included LED flasher is filled with a lifetime supply of blinker fluid.

The Highway 95 is part number 123456, and is available April 1, 2016. The retail price is $4,699.

American Autowire

150 Heller Pl

Bellmawr, NJ 08031

……..April Fools’! The Highway 22 is still going strong, however. Wires and all.